DOWNLOAD: PHI 103 Week 4 Quiz 1 (Example 2) – Homeworkmade.
1. “Michael Jordan wears Hanes, so they must be the best.”
2. “Which are you going to do – help your mother or be a lazy bum?”
3. Spouse: “I know that you get angry a lot. I’m sure that pretty soon you will hit me or something. And what are we gonna do when we have kids? You will probably beat them until they run out of the house and I will be left childless and abused!
4. Sloan: “Dude you play way too many videogames.”
John: “Whatever bro! When Eternal Death Slayer III came out you were waiting in line outside the store for four hours to be the first to get it.
John: “Whatever bro! When Eternal Death Slayer III came out you were waiting in line outside the store for four hours to be the first to get it.
5. Jessica: “I hear that the new girl Denise is really nice, maybe we should talk to her.”
Oprah: “I already did, and you know what, she seems a little stuck up.”
Oprah: “I already did, and you know what, she seems a little stuck up.”
6. “Did you see the men land on the moon? Then how can you be so sure that it happened?”
7. “Why do I think that abortion should be illegal? That doesn’t matter. What matters is why you think you think it should be legal?”
8. “Are you a terrible person because of your upbringing?”
9. “Houses in the U.S. with storm cellars are more often hit by tornadoes, so you shouldn’t get a storm cellar.”
10. Both times I went to the movies at Northpark Mall the people watching the movies were extremely disruptive. That movie theater is horrible.
11. “If I give this homeless person a dollar then I’ll have to give the next guy a dollar and so forth … I’ll end up broke!”
12. “You only oppose her policies because you lost the election to her.”
13. “Most Americans support this policy, so it must be right.”
14. “If you don’t pay attention in class you won’t do well on the test. You didn’t do well on the test, so you must not have paid attention in class.”
15. “The last two summers were record heat therefore global warming will soon kill us all.”
16. “Timothy was ten minutes late to the meeting this morning. I can tell he’s going to be a horrible employee.”
17. You know Communism was going to fail! After all, Karl Marx was an alcoholic!
18. Jeff: “I think that it is sacrilegious to tell children that a bunny drops off eggs on Easter morning. This totally detracts from the true meaning of Easter.”
Steve: “C’mon man! Everybody puts out eggs for their kids on Easter.”
Steve: “C’mon man! Everybody puts out eggs for their kids on Easter.”
19. I wouldn’t listen to Bob. After all, he’s just a mechanic.
20. “We should have prescription drug care – would you want your grandma to suffer?”
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